Here’s some wine I will never buy

Great… I know liquor is often packaged in bottles that “women like” (a rep once told me that the Nuvo bottle is intentionally shaped like a lipstick and is tinted pink to appeal to women), but now we have wine being packaged that way too. This wine has “perfume-like packaging” that “should break through the crowded product assortments that can often confound shoppers.”

But of course… us silly women, we’re so easily confounded. All that wine stuff is just confusing to me, and I’m simply too busy deciding what color I should do my nails to try and figure out such things.

Color me offended by this marketing. Plus, it just plain sounds disgusting – I know wine often has aromas that remind you of flowers, but the idea of buying a bottle of “No. 4 Ruche – jasmine scent” or “No. 6 Malvasia – rose scent” holds no appeal.